i hope nobody relates to this statement:
this week has sucked

i hope everyone relates to this statement:
i saw a broken down brand new hummer on the side of the road and my spirits were revived

so i was driving jackie home from her happy 17 (six months later) birthday lunch. just tooling around dunwoody in nigel. then this big truck drives by, f250, black paint, tinted windows the whole schpiel. on the top of the front windshield in white block lettering it says: BARNACLES. on the back tailgate again in white block lettering: BARNACLES. ( Read more... )

my admission to the university of vermont got revoked. they found out about the drugs. and the fan clubs.

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i love having a job where i can get freecell and sex tips in the same shift. they always keep it interesting

my cousin won homecoming queen at pius!!! shes the greatest!! im so proud.

As we hit our street, Spruce, and the ground flattens out, I inquire as gently as I possibly can, about his hitting, or lack thereof ( Read more... )

my mom just went into unhealthy 2 overdrive.

im packing for berlin tonight. something doesnt feel right. it just doesnt feel like the right time.
(if my plane takes a nosedive this entry will be very ironic in the alanis morrissete way)

yaki is my hero

o, and the government of lebanon just sent me an information packet. i miss mme.

f marist.
(i just get more and more original!)