video - the answer to all your questions (that you wish you'd never got)

[amagicalmystery]

[Have an Admiral, everyone. He's grinning like the bastard he knows he is. He may be slightly unhinged in that 'Hollywood crazy' kind of way. And he has a lot more melanin than this icon does, but I couldn't find any black guys wearing this costume, so let's all pretend shall we

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[stopthat_destro]

Supreme Commander?

[Pause, then he says, tentatively, in hushed tones:] Did the... Big Giant Head send you?

[amagicalmystery]

Kid, I am the original Big Giant Head.

[thegooddrjones]

Can I have some cookies?

[amagicalmystery]

Of course you can. What's your favorite kind?

(Hm. You're not even supposed to be here today. Some kind of interference...)

[thegooddrjones]

Jammy Dodgers!

I'm not supposed to be here today?

[A rather concerned looking frown, her brows arched and she leaned forward a bit.]

Is that bad?

[amagicalmystery]

Order up!

[A basket of these to Martha's cabin! Assuming all this cookie-giving is actually happening. It probably isn't.]

It's strange. Another kinderflood isn't scheduled for...hm. Who's responsible for this? Don't they know who I am?

Well, don't you worry your pretty little head, just avoid anything with teeth and everything should be fine.

[dominie]

W-what do you mean suffering? I don't think I'm supposed to be here either. I can't think of what I've done wrong. I'm supposed to help other people from making mistakes.

[Bear with him, it's taken him this long to prop up his journal. Being a cricket is hard.]

[amagicalmystery]

Well, then clearly you're a warden!

Pick a deranged criminal and have at it, Mr. Insect!

private - warning. iBond thinks you're a classic Bond. Villain. So... this is not going to go well.

[christ_onabike]

Ah, just the man I was looking for.

I don't suppose I can request the privilage of dinner with the Admiral?

I am a senior attache in the British Diplomatic Service, and would most like to meet the gentleman in charge of this particular operation.

private - l-lol if my sucking at this doesn't ruin the idea entirely. but awesome.

[amagicalmystery]

Hmm. It isn't usual protocol, but you seem Warden-ly enough...

I don't recall making a deal with you, though.

Re: private - :D

[christ_onabike]

Then let's make one.

private.

[amagicalmystery]

Hm, very well. One inmate reformed, in exchange for pretty much anything. New set of suits, a girl who won't die or go missing... Sky's the limit.