RETURN OF THE MACK part 1: If I ever see that kid again I’ll knife him in the coccyx

[amalekite]

And I’m back.

Now, to answer your questions:

1. Where have you been over the last two months?I’ve been in London since the middle of July and have spent the last two months without any domestic internet access. As a result of this catastrophe, I’m now fitter, happier, more productive and better off than I’ve ever been before. I even go out

Comments

[amalekite]

Yes, I'll be most interested in your BioShock entry as I'm considering buying it as soon as I can get the finance.

Which bookshop do you work for? Please tell me it isn't Borders.

Egad, sir, but you're good at this game. Not only did you manage to deduce that I was working in a book store from what clues I gave you, but you managed to get the name of it too! Yes, it's Borders: not as upmarket as Waterstones but it's got more floors and you can actually find what you want there.

[a_tannenbaum]

I don't mind Borders. They have pretty good manga sections in their stores here, and a good selection of military history. Lots of Kraut military wank books, for those who like that sort of thing. Their swimsuit calendar selction could be improved, though.

It's nice to have you back, by the way.

[a_tannenbaum]

LJ summary:

1. Second World War.
2. Romantic mishaps/sexual frustration.
3. Anatomic variation in showgirls[see previous entry].
4. Good career news[Thesis will be a book!].
5. BEER!

[a_tannenbaum]

attempted to insult mitts at every opportunity

Boy, there's a fulltime occupation. And an exercise in futility.

[a_tannenbaum]

Insults are to Mitts what matter is to a Black Hole; they only make him stronger.

[amalekite]

Best one so far, I reckon.