Ooh, You're Scared Of The Claw

[amalekite]

INT. A LOCAL PHARMACIST IN NORTH-WEST LONDON - DAYTIME
A young man enters the store and addresses the shop assistant.

YOUNG MAN: Toothpaste, motherfucker. Do you sell it?
ASSISTANT: Yes. (a five-minute Pinter-esque pause) We do

Comments

[dracko]

Hey! Hey! HEY!

Shut up and read this.

[a_tannenbaum]

Great scene. But didn't I see half of it in a Python sketch and the other half in a certain well-known film? I would think you'd be capable of writing your material by now. Beware of trying to live your life by media scripts. 'Nuff said.

Mignola has another series? Damn, Hellboy is hard to top. But it was his art as well as his writing that made the great, and I don't see why he'd let someone else draw his stuff. And what's this "Lobster Johnson" stuff? Who is that, Zoidberg's lost half-brother?

Oh, well, I am so deeply into Love and Rockets these days that stories about superheroes and supervillains and gangsters and monsters and stuff just leave me cold. (OK, except when there are broads with big racks in the story somewhere.)