The Amalekite vs Mustafa Kemal Atatürk part 1

[amalekite]

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you/
Without a strong rhyme to step to...I make no apologies for the past two month intermission as the only news that gets published is that which is fit to print, of which there was none. But now there is and this is it: I'm off. On a plane. To Istanbul. For a week

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[mr_mitts]

ENJOY YOUR TURKISH PRISON RAPE

[amalekite]

TURKISH PRISON RAPE IS SUPERIOR TO AMERIKKKAN PRISON RAPE

[a_tannenbaum]

Nice to hear from you, I thought you had been abducted by aliens.

1. Buy a fez.
2. Go to Gallipoli and desecrate the monument.
3. Ask them where the Armenian quarter is.

Actually, I find the Turks and Turkey rather interesting. When I was about 9, I wore a fez myself.

[a_tannenbaum]

LOL. An English girl I love loves Tommy Cooper too.

The Turks are funny, as Terry Gilliam showed in "Munchausen," and fezzes are even funnier. Groucho wore one in "Night in Casablanca." Laurel & Hardy wore them in "Sons of the Desert."

No Such Luck, Chummy

[amalekite]

Fezes are illegal here. Atatürk had them banned because he didn't like the colour.

Under different circumstances, I would inform you what I think of that man's taste in millinery, but I'm told the Turkish government can track you down if you make any statements on the Wired that could be considered... subversive.

I'm also told that they can see you when you masturbate.