Why does it happen? Because it happens

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If you're wondering who I voted for in this election: I voted in future to register to vote in advance of election day so that in the next general election I will actually be able to cast my ballot instead of finding this information out the night before, leaving me feeling quite the total fucking disenfranchised tit, I don't mind telling you.

The polls are closed...
The ballots are counted...
The hour approaches...

WHEN IT COMES TO THE HARSH REALITIES OF BRITISH POLITICS, I THINK SECRETARY HOUSEMAN SAID IT BEST:

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Suneiku: Baka-na!
Kokubōchōkan: Sō, baka-na otoko da.

In Summary:

VOTE SINN FÉIN / FOR G-D & ULSTER