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Why I Am So Rock
I hear Pig Destroyer have a new album out. I'd recommend every fair-and-balanced right-thinking cosmopolitan amongst you to go steal it from your nearest chain music store as soon as possible, but BEWARE: loud music kills more people each year than Marxism and Henry Kissinger put together ( Read more... ) -
Save the Sphinx
Tourist: What is this place, please?
J. Constantine: The British Museum, chum. Treasure house of the Empire. Where we keep all the loot.
- Jamie Delano, Hellblazer #1 ( Read more... ) -
I got a bone to pick... and a few to break
If I had Vladimir Putin in front of me here right now, I'd put my arm round his shoulder (in a completely heterosexual fashion) and tell him "Vlad, tovarishch, honey. Don't be making cheques your arse can't cash." It's refreshing to see that Blair's finally stopped acting the dilapidated milksop, hitched up his trousers and is going to be frank ( Read more... ) -
What is my problem with Man, you ask?
All this blather about civil war in Iraq, climate change and nuclear holocaust is very touching but it completely sidesteps the real issue: what am I gonna do after graduation ( Read more... ) -
His Excellency has just referred to the Jewish people
Well, now.
Only one more exam to go and then it's life on the street; not unlike that police procedural, Homicide: Life on the Street. Hmmmm. I'm still not really sure what comes after this but, quite frankly, I don't care A HANG for it whatever it is. Preparation is for the weak. I'll see my own way through with the aid of a tungsten lamp and a ( Read more... ) -
I'll stick to Criss Angel in future
I saw the film Magicians a couple of days ago and was rather disappointed to find that it wasn't all that much cop.
Although it's written by the chaps who co-wrote Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look, neither Mitchell nor Webb wrote any of it which certainly raised a few doubts in my mind before the film even got started. However, the fact ( Read more... ) -
Mobile Phones Give You Cancer, You Know
On the day of my first exam, rather than go through all the pernickety bother of handing in my mobile phone to the front desk like every other over-fastidious blockhead in the room, I thought it more prudent to hide it in my rucksack, ensconced between two soft text books. This turned out to be an error on my part ( Read more... ) -
Your Grandpa's an ASS
"Dad, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!"
"I'm too pissed to give a shit!Well, it looks like we will be making that second film after all. We've brushed up the script a bit-Ola, our Anglo-Nigerian director fought hard to keep the racist element in it, bless his heart-and once we're all happy with the final result we'll start looking ( Read more... ) -
Dial C for Cyrillic
Right, y'see, we've had this new housemate with us now for a good few weeks and I still don't really know what to make of the fellow. This morning's episode, for instance, was just another stroll down enigma lane. Thus ( Read more... )
