on my sister's first real boyfriend that i met today

[amalgam3]

he will wish he had never been born.

he will not last the summer.

i will END HIM.

correction: WE will END HIM, my brother and i.

that is all.

suggestions for getting the little fucker the hell away from my baby sister are welcome.

I WANT TO DESTROY. DELICIOUS.

RAGE etc.

Comments

[paintwithred]

get him caught by your parents for somethinggg

[amalgam3]

not a bad idea...

by the way, HEY YOU!! :) how's everything, miss?

[paintwithred]

everything is fantastic, How are you??? What have you been up to?

[amalgam3]

not bad at all. i just got back from spain, and i find myself missing it more than i even anticipated, but other than that life's good. i actually saw you and justin leaving prom tonight! hot couple, AOWWW. ;) i waved but i was in a car so you didn't see me, but whatever. you me and justin should hang out sometime. :-P

[quixotic_style]

two words: whiffle bat.

[amalgam3]

you are a genius my love.

[unblossomed]

unrelated: i leave friday! when can i see you?!

[amalgam3]

whenever you want me, baby! seriously. i'm completely unattached except monday. just say the word, darling alison.

[sickirony]

Funny you say "make him wish he had never been born." Just the other day I was thinking how overused that's been and I invented a new one.

Make him wish his parents had never met.

Now while this may sound strange at first, I think it really grows on you. The quick-witted will immediately grasp the gravity of the situation they find themselves in. The slow-witted will just be scared because they don't understand.

That's how I roll.

[amalgam3]

oh how i've missed you bob.

i'm also going to need some emotional support for advice not taken...

this is going to be hard to say to you but luckily i'm doing it the chicken way...

i have...SYPHILIS.

hahahahaha. ;)

email me lover.