"you marry a role and
you give up your soul
'til you break down..."

totally stole this idea from ali ( Read more... )

i quickly jotted down, on a random piece of scratch paper, the things i had to do over the weekend, like so ( Read more... )

i take it all back. my life is absolutely fine. i cant even believe i was complaining...im such a fool ( Read more... )

hmm...i think im burning out. life is getting too routine. every day feels the same ( Read more... )

wow, there is a whole lot of split personality stuff going on with this quiz. how dare you cheat on me with yourself, bob?!?! you leave me with no choice but to sleep with...you!

im so bored. i really shouldnt have waited until 9:30 to put my laundry in. now i have to wait until at least 10:30 to put my load in the dryer, and then i can sleep...sleep sounds so good ( Read more... )

haha LMAO! awesome...:-P

"it was only important ( Read more... )

The State of the Union Address Drinking Game

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

seriously, check it out. so so so funny. im not much for drinking, but this seems like an occasion that will warrant it. to keep from crying:

a) laugh

or

b) get totally smashed.

hey, either works.