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[amalgamatedream]

if i were to have sex with any president i would have sex with abraham linclon! he had elephantitis- you know what that means! and he would wear a top hat and bring me to an opera, and if things worked out he would build me a log cabin

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[ex_aircastl]

hi rc i miss you

[amalgamatedream]

you can have a threesome with us! :)

[maskedpie]

but historians also record him as having a high and squeaky voice, quite unlike the dignified re enactments in movies and stuff. sure youd be great with the elephant sized extremities, until he starts the dirty talk and you feel like a bad redition of nader is seduce you. youd be better of with jefferson, he was more fit. or teddy ros, he liked the outdoors.

[maskedpie]

so many errors in that last one, im not even gonna try to correct them.

[amalgamatedream]

so abe had a girl voice in a mans body... do you think that made him more sensitive though???? ooooo! some sweet dirty talk would be nice. besides abraham linclon was assasinated- because he was the most awesome! just for that fact i would pick hottie jfk next except for he is a rich snob i wouldnt imagine that would be to fun.