Risque picture alert. Go on, click, you know you want to.
There is absolutely no point to this entry other than the fact that I've decided it's high time for some gratuitous Númenórean nudity, for they are a bunch of sexy mo-fos. Observe:
First, for your viewing pleasure may I present The Arse Of Elendil?
"Then, all my clothes fell off," said Amandil cheerfully.
LOOK! It's the perfect bread for an Adûnâim sandwich!
Yes. Oh dear god yes. Oh the pretty men...
What was that you said about swimming with Pharazôn, Amandil?
You're wearing shorts! What a disappointment!
Elendil and friend.
And ladylalaith, this one is for you: The fabled 'Pharazôn re-tying his codpiece shot.
'Kay. Cold shower. Then a lie-down. Yes.
First, for your viewing pleasure may I present The Arse Of Elendil?
"Then, all my clothes fell off," said Amandil cheerfully.
LOOK! It's the perfect bread for an Adûnâim sandwich!
Yes. Oh dear god yes. Oh the pretty men...
What was that you said about swimming with Pharazôn, Amandil?
You're wearing shorts! What a disappointment!
Elendil and friend.
And ladylalaith, this one is for you: The fabled 'Pharazôn re-tying his codpiece shot.
'Kay. Cold shower. Then a lie-down. Yes.