(no subject)

Feb 14, 2005 19:18

I've finally got around to ressurecting the paper. It starts at a completely arbitrary point because LJ will only let me go back 80 entries...which is probably a blessing.


Please look after this Vala. His name is Melkor. He is very fond of Marmalade.

OME teh cute.

Lisse: Good for the libido, bad for the complexion.

Maglor didn't scream! Not even once!!!

Mmmm, equality. BTW, Emeldir is very pissed off that she missed opening night.

Biggest toddler poser and funniest Haldir icon EVAR.

Fin's back! And she's pissed!

For just 3 pounds a month, you could help a half-vala get non-stop sex-on-tap. Please. Think of poor restless Lisse, and give generously.

Someone get Pharrie a place in Parenting 101.

Thank you. Your kind donations have enabled this poor nympho to get laid.

She's so the Ainur equivalent of nails on a blackboard. :S

Sorry is the hardest word to say...especially when you've flashed back to the 1st Age like a big psycho.

Knives! Drugs! Make-up sex!

Growth spurt, and she's shtill cute!

So THAT'S what a baby balrog looks like. I've often wondered.

Welcome to La Famille Feanorian.

Vardamir Adunathor witnesses the miracle of birth.

Cutesy daddy-daughter stuff.

This can only end in tears...yep, there we go.

Sauron caught in step-daughter sex-romp shocker!

Curufin in responsible parent shocker!

Maglor's house in angst-central shock...no, sorry, that's not very shocking at all is it?

Willow is shit a film but it has hot chicks in armour! :D

ARGH, WOMEN!

Gothmog smokes a pipe! OMG HE'S SO COOL! <3

Bastard Irmo lives up to his name.

I want one. No really, I do.

Fretting is bad for the skin. Just ask Maglor.

Photo-stories are da shit. I'm far too amused. :D

"Your daughter's been kidnapped!" "Meh."

WHEEE! Nudity!

Namo's a star now, in the dope show...

Nakedness = NOT a diplomatic problem.

Lindorie bonds with the half-brother.

I forsee...AINUR-SEX!

Turinqi is SCARY. She's like a maths teacher or something. :S

An epic entry that covers madness, drunkeness, donuts vs. biscuits and CSI: Gondor.

The Valar are plotting, yo.

Kids today...

Pharrie angsts over a biscuit Numenor.

Aww, the little demon misses the birdman.

Of course he'll freak. He's Maglor.

Crossbows. Mightier than those stupid pen things.

Morno's first day of 'work.'

Sex? Yes, sex.

The plan failed! Time for drugs.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Behold Miril's superiority complex in all it's glory.

*cackles* Poor Sauron.

Match point- Mumsie.

Amandil's feeling a little more merry.

Maglor doesn't exactly freak but does get a tad snippy.

I'll never look at mussels in the same way ever again. So glad I'm veggie now.

Breakfast!
Previous post Next post
Up