I found the news!
After a brief hiatus, the paper is back, to slam the wasps from the pure apple of truth.
Have drunk Feanorian, will travel.
Little children care not for the libidos of adults.
Lasgal is corrupted by his cousin/uncle thing.
He's not the most affectionate father in the world...
Pharrie + Caranthire + alcohol = OT3
Damn those children and their interupptions...Fin's not techically a child but you get the idea.
Gothmog: So. Very. Whipped.
Estë may be incomptent but she makes things so interesting.
TODDLER WARS!!!
Awwwww. Turco's still hammered but he's happy again.
Rat therapy.
BUT FOR HOW LONG!?
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
They're alike in many ways...
Maglor parenting, so very, very different from Caranthire.
Triumph, hangover and sexxorrzz. All in a day's work for Turcoman.
Elrond = PHWOOOAAARR!!!
I think Mouth and Bob are sweet. :D
Look how they all jump to volunteer!
See Este? Lying is BAD.
THROW HIM TO THE HELL-BEAST!!!
In which Maglor puts his foot in it.
Poor Turco.
Aule actually does something resembling his job instead of angsting about booze.
Maedhros, whoo!!!
I'm still accepting donations btw. Just Thought I'd mention it.
Not even chickens can make this better.
It's the Maedhros party and everyone is invited.
Glaurung keeps his initial promise of "fucking shit up."
Amnesia sux, alcohol rox.
Maedhros, meet the famiy. And WHAT a family.
Did I say bosom?
Feanorians are not cute, yo.
Yes Maedhros, you're a daddy. Mommy. Whatever.
"Did he break up with Fingon." So chartitable, CUrufin.
If tales of Morno's childhood doesn't scare Fin, I don't know what will.
Stylin' cool. XD
Damn those owls.
Hurrah Turco, you're free!
Too evil to love.
Come on Maglor, you know you want therapy really...
What Turco watches on TV.
Skip, skip, skipitty skip.
TITS!
Pervy uncle alert.
The joys of parenting.
Maglor makes nice.
This might be a wee bit awkward methinks.
No, vodka GOOD.
Bollocks. It's the only word for it.
What could this signify?!?
Fin is horny. Turco is dense. It'll all work out beautifully.
Aww, she's sho broody!
Mommy's home.
Peanuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Maglor and Este. Can you feel the LOVE?
Flowers, ewww.
Yay, knives.
Have drunk Feanorian, will travel.
Little children care not for the libidos of adults.
Lasgal is corrupted by his cousin/uncle thing.
He's not the most affectionate father in the world...
Pharrie + Caranthire + alcohol = OT3
Damn those children and their interupptions...Fin's not techically a child but you get the idea.
Gothmog: So. Very. Whipped.
Estë may be incomptent but she makes things so interesting.
TODDLER WARS!!!
Awwwww. Turco's still hammered but he's happy again.
Rat therapy.
BUT FOR HOW LONG!?
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
They're alike in many ways...
Maglor parenting, so very, very different from Caranthire.
Triumph, hangover and sexxorrzz. All in a day's work for Turcoman.
Elrond = PHWOOOAAARR!!!
I think Mouth and Bob are sweet. :D
Look how they all jump to volunteer!
See Este? Lying is BAD.
THROW HIM TO THE HELL-BEAST!!!
In which Maglor puts his foot in it.
Poor Turco.
Aule actually does something resembling his job instead of angsting about booze.
Maedhros, whoo!!!
I'm still accepting donations btw. Just Thought I'd mention it.
Not even chickens can make this better.
It's the Maedhros party and everyone is invited.
Glaurung keeps his initial promise of "fucking shit up."
Amnesia sux, alcohol rox.
Maedhros, meet the famiy. And WHAT a family.
Did I say bosom?
Feanorians are not cute, yo.
Yes Maedhros, you're a daddy. Mommy. Whatever.
"Did he break up with Fingon." So chartitable, CUrufin.
If tales of Morno's childhood doesn't scare Fin, I don't know what will.
Stylin' cool. XD
Damn those owls.
Hurrah Turco, you're free!
Too evil to love.
Come on Maglor, you know you want therapy really...
What Turco watches on TV.
Skip, skip, skipitty skip.
TITS!
Pervy uncle alert.
The joys of parenting.
Maglor makes nice.
This might be a wee bit awkward methinks.
No, vodka GOOD.
Bollocks. It's the only word for it.
What could this signify?!?
Fin is horny. Turco is dense. It'll all work out beautifully.
Aww, she's sho broody!
Mommy's home.
Peanuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Maglor and Este. Can you feel the LOVE?
Flowers, ewww.
Yay, knives.