Interview #3.
Your not-so-dilligent but most definately roving reporter has returned. And she can't be arsed to catch up with the paper so here's another interview instead!
1. What would you place in a personal add if you made one?
One-handed male elf, GSOH, seeks valiant male for frienship and more
2.Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not exactly. Denial at first sight is great though
3.What would you want as your epitaph?
He wasn't all bad
4.Who's your role model
Ada, I'd say
5. What never fails to make you laugh?
Going for a drink with Turco. The kid's got a wicked sense of humour.
6. The world will end tomorrow, so what do you do today?
Close my bank account. Get completely pissed with Fingon.
7. Democracy or monarchy, which is best?
Monarchy. Can I've another go please?
8.If you could change one moment from your past what would it be?
Agreeing to a last game of rugby with Eonwe. Talking Cáno into taking that fucking silmaril. Why did I do that?
9. Who's your worst enemy and why?
Morgoth. For reasons that aren't fit to print.
10. How did you lose your virginity?
One of the maids in my father's house. I was pretty young but she was pretty good.
11. What's the worst/biggest porkie-pie you've ever told?
"Don't worry, Cáno. It can't be any worse than being consigned to the Eternal Void."
12. What's your best/worst childhood memory?
Worst memory: The parents fighting.
Best memory: Ah, my brothers being born. <3
13. How much is a pint of milk?
I have no idea. Fingon deals with finances. And we might possibly have our own cattle but I can't remember. What? It's a problem.
1. What would you place in a personal add if you made one?
One-handed male elf, GSOH, seeks valiant male for frienship and more
2.Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not exactly. Denial at first sight is great though
3.What would you want as your epitaph?
He wasn't all bad
4.Who's your role model
Ada, I'd say
5. What never fails to make you laugh?
Going for a drink with Turco. The kid's got a wicked sense of humour.
6. The world will end tomorrow, so what do you do today?
Close my bank account. Get completely pissed with Fingon.
7. Democracy or monarchy, which is best?
Monarchy. Can I've another go please?
8.If you could change one moment from your past what would it be?
Agreeing to a last game of rugby with Eonwe. Talking Cáno into taking that fucking silmaril. Why did I do that?
9. Who's your worst enemy and why?
Morgoth. For reasons that aren't fit to print.
10. How did you lose your virginity?
One of the maids in my father's house. I was pretty young but she was pretty good.
11. What's the worst/biggest porkie-pie you've ever told?
"Don't worry, Cáno. It can't be any worse than being consigned to the Eternal Void."
12. What's your best/worst childhood memory?
Worst memory: The parents fighting.
Best memory: Ah, my brothers being born. <3
13. How much is a pint of milk?
I have no idea. Fingon deals with finances. And we might possibly have our own cattle but I can't remember. What? It's a problem.