Interview!
We haven't had one of these for a while. This time in the hot seat we have Elentir of Andúnië.
1. What would you place in a personal add if you made one?
Numenorean male seeks Numenorean female preferably from the Royal House. Light build, dark hair, likes pubs, walks on the beach, horse-riding and RANTING LIKE FUCK discussing the state of the world. Prone to the occasional bout of psychosis...no, wait, I'd leave that last bit out.
2.Do you believe in love at first sight?
*chin-wobble* Next question. ;_;
3.What would you want as your epitaph?
I don't have to imagine, I already have one: "Here lies Elentir of Andúnië. And why not?" Nice Pharazôn. That was really touching.
4.Who's your role model
My father. He'd be so ashamed! *knuckle-bite*
5. What never fails to make you laugh?
The mental image of Pharazôn hanging upside down from a tree, with his eyes being pecked out by hungry crows.
6. The world will end tomorrow, so what do you do today?
Apologise to Amandil for all the headaches, tell Miríel I love her and possibly ask Erendis if she fancies a quick one.
7. Democracy or monarchy, which is best?
I desperately want to say monarchy but it's no bloody good if the rightful monarch goes and gives up power to the next good-looking douchebag who heads her way, is it!?!?
8.If you could change one moment from your past what would it be?
Talk Amandil out of inviting Pharazôn over that summer. WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?
9. Who's your worst enemy and why?
I don't need to say who it used to be because he's dead. After him, take your pick. Most people here seem to hold me in equal contempt, and no, that's not a pity-party comment, it's the truth.
10. How did you lose your virginity?
Um. The usual way. Want me to draw you a diagram?
11. What's the worst/biggest porkie-pie you've ever told?
"Don't worry dad, I won't get into any trouble in Middle Earth, I'll be right back."
12. What's your best/worst childhood memory?
Best memory: When my little bro was born.
Worst memory: When my little bro introduced me to one of his little friends. My shins still hurt in memory.
13. How much is a pint of milk?
Too damn expensive! You know, living on the other side the fence has really made me realise that the prices for certain staple foods are just exorbitant, if I'd actually managed to inherit any of that political power I was due, I'd probably do something about it.
1. What would you place in a personal add if you made one?
Numenorean male seeks Numenorean female preferably from the Royal House. Light build, dark hair, likes pubs, walks on the beach, horse-riding and RANTING LIKE FUCK discussing the state of the world. Prone to the occasional bout of psychosis...no, wait, I'd leave that last bit out.
2.Do you believe in love at first sight?
*chin-wobble* Next question. ;_;
3.What would you want as your epitaph?
I don't have to imagine, I already have one: "Here lies Elentir of Andúnië. And why not?" Nice Pharazôn. That was really touching.
4.Who's your role model
My father. He'd be so ashamed! *knuckle-bite*
5. What never fails to make you laugh?
The mental image of Pharazôn hanging upside down from a tree, with his eyes being pecked out by hungry crows.
6. The world will end tomorrow, so what do you do today?
Apologise to Amandil for all the headaches, tell Miríel I love her and possibly ask Erendis if she fancies a quick one.
7. Democracy or monarchy, which is best?
I desperately want to say monarchy but it's no bloody good if the rightful monarch goes and gives up power to the next good-looking douchebag who heads her way, is it!?!?
8.If you could change one moment from your past what would it be?
Talk Amandil out of inviting Pharazôn over that summer. WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?
9. Who's your worst enemy and why?
I don't need to say who it used to be because he's dead. After him, take your pick. Most people here seem to hold me in equal contempt, and no, that's not a pity-party comment, it's the truth.
10. How did you lose your virginity?
Um. The usual way. Want me to draw you a diagram?
11. What's the worst/biggest porkie-pie you've ever told?
"Don't worry dad, I won't get into any trouble in Middle Earth, I'll be right back."
12. What's your best/worst childhood memory?
Best memory: When my little bro was born.
Worst memory: When my little bro introduced me to one of his little friends. My shins still hurt in memory.
13. How much is a pint of milk?
Too damn expensive! You know, living on the other side the fence has really made me realise that the prices for certain staple foods are just exorbitant, if I'd actually managed to inherit any of that political power I was due, I'd probably do something about it.