Re: oh whatevs. SORRY!amand_rSeptember 12 2009, 00:38:35 UTC
Sadface looked at Jack across the table.
"Jack," Sadface said.
Jack ignored him.
"Jaaaaack," Sadface said again.
Jack didn't look at him, but spoke out of the corner of his mouth. "Ianto said no."
Sadface sighed. Humans were like this. "But Jaaaaaaack. I feel empty. These new stitches itch."
Jack reached out one hand across the table and scratched the bear's head. Sadface sighed. "Ianto doesn't do this anymore." When Jack started to say something, the bear cut him off. "Yeah, once. It was sad. He cried the whole time."
Jack was about to say something, but Ianto came back into the room and narrowed his eyes. "Jesus, Jack, it's a stuffed bear."
Sadface snorted. "He doesn't get it."
"I know," Jack told him. They both nodded solemnly.
"What?" Ianto asked.
"Nothing," they replied, eyes wide. Well, Jack's eyes were wide. Sadface's eyes were just black buttons.
"Think about it. These stitches would come out so easily."
Re: oh whatevs. SORRY!cruentumSeptember 12 2009, 00:53:22 UTC
There was the moon, but Ianto's eyes were closed and Jack was careful not to make the mattress creak so much when he shuffled out of Iant's non-embrace and across the room
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Re: oh whatevs. SORRY!amand_rSeptember 12 2009, 01:10:45 UTC
Sadface didn't get it. He and Jack were made for each other. Well, okay, Jack was a human, and Sadface was a bear, a stuffed bear at that, but he had a hole and Jack had a cock, and they were very good at making that work for them.
Ianto, on the other hand, also had a dick. A dick that he didn't like to share.
"Just the once," Jack said softly in his ear, "and then it's back on the shelf."
Sadface snickered and let go of Jack's hand as he eased him down onto the warm shaft. His paws grasped ineffectually at the pubic hair there, and he wished he had little bear claws. Maybe he could get Jack to add some with glue or something, like a real bear
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Re: oh whatevs. SORRY!samstjamesSeptember 12 2009, 14:03:11 UTC
Oh my God...now I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm nuts - but what's new here? - I just laughed to hard and maybe I'm going to burst out into stupid laughter all through the rest of the day. Plus I'm also traumatised. lol. I think I'll never ever look at stuffed bears the same.
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"Jack," Sadface said.
Jack ignored him.
"Jaaaaack," Sadface said again.
Jack didn't look at him, but spoke out of the corner of his mouth. "Ianto said no."
Sadface sighed. Humans were like this. "But Jaaaaaaack. I feel empty. These new stitches itch."
Jack reached out one hand across the table and scratched the bear's head. Sadface sighed. "Ianto doesn't do this anymore." When Jack started to say something, the bear cut him off. "Yeah, once. It was sad. He cried the whole time."
Jack was about to say something, but Ianto came back into the room and narrowed his eyes. "Jesus, Jack, it's a stuffed bear."
Sadface snorted. "He doesn't get it."
"I know," Jack told him. They both nodded solemnly.
"What?" Ianto asked.
"Nothing," they replied, eyes wide. Well, Jack's eyes were wide. Sadface's eyes were just black buttons.
"Think about it. These stitches would come out so easily."
Jack smirked. "Later."
"Heh," the bear tittered. "I said 'come'."
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Ianto, on the other hand, also had a dick. A dick that he didn't like to share.
"Just the once," Jack said softly in his ear, "and then it's back on the shelf."
Sadface snickered and let go of Jack's hand as he eased him down onto the warm shaft. His paws grasped ineffectually at the pubic hair there, and he wished he had little bear claws. Maybe he could get Jack to add some with glue or something, like a real bear ( ... )
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Plus I'm also traumatised. lol. I think I'll never ever look at stuffed bears the same.
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Snuffles thinks he may be in wuv....
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