gay title= ali's fucked up mind.. it's all the bracelets
OH MY GOD STEVEN TYLER
ali-stick it innnnn
me- umm
ali- i was talking about the rings pervert
anyways.. i havent updated in a while because i dont sit on my computer as much as alex does.. she updated like 6 times in a day. loser..
IM JUST JEALOUS
hahah anyways.
this day was our day that we devoted to allister, matt, and a 2 tomatoes.
that morning we walked over to subway and got something to eat and then we walked over to farm fresh to see matt. he wasn't there yet. :( i really wanted alex to see him too cause he's really hott. anyways..so we gotmy mom to drop us off at walgreens where we got our ALLISTER pictures developed.. they're hott. especially the one of me and tim where tim is almost kissing me.. right alex? right. and then while we waited the hour for the lady to develop them we walked to hardees and then kroger. At kroger it was so funny.. we filled up a cart with like maxim and diapers and really stupid shit like that and then when alex was in the bathroom i left in like a random part of the store for someone to find. it was great. and then we walked back over to walgreens and got our pictures. then...
we walked back to my house (that was a long, sweaty walk. ew) and then alex rearranged my pic albums and stuff, we made plans with shaunn, then just hung out and then my mom made us walk to farm fresh again.. which wasnt that bad cause we knew matt would be there now.
so we walked over there and as soon as we walked in i was like okay there he is and she said she thinks hes hot too.. so it wasnt a complete waste of time and stuff haha. anyways.. and then we realized what my mom sent us to get was a tomato. A FUCKING TOMATO. so .. we obviously didnt go to matts line to pay for this gay ass tomato.. but then we waited for him for like 5 minutes outside until he came to do the carts.. and then we walked back in and got some gum so we could see him walk out. then we walked over to the subway pay phone and i called farm fresh and asked when matt chizek got off and she said 8.. so later that night...
we "casually" walked over in front of matts house at like 7:50 and were just like standing around in front of woody's house.. and then my brother pulled up on his bike and goes.. who are you guys waiting for? and at the same time as alex goes Joey ... I go Lauren.. get it? yeah it was soo funny. then this lady that i know thats always like walking her dogs around the neighborhood and stuff.. she walked up and so while waiting.. i started petting her dogs and we talked to her for like a minute before ali goes look! and i looked over and saw matt walking into his backyard. and then so we go bye.. and start walking toward his house and he walked out the gate across the street to pull the two trash cans in and we were like staring at him. then he finished and just like walked inside. Then the "dog walker" goes which one likes him and ali goes neither and i go both.. like last time (joey- lauren.. only in the movies) and then she goes yeah it was kind of obvious to me.. and i was like if it was obvious to you it must have been obvious to him and she was like no i just notice these things cause i have no life...i'm a dog walker.. when i get to 45 i hope to be a street walker.. or something like that but it was really funny. and then she was like yeah he looked nervous.. and then she started imitating him or w/e that word is.. she goes (pretending to be matt) "how am i gonna get these two big trash cans into the gate at once? oh god theyre watching me! i'm so nervous.."
omg it was sooooo funny. and it was true too. that was pretty much the best stuff that happened on wednesday. oh yeah except i spit on alex's foot. yeahhh.
that night when we got back from stalking matt.. we came back to my house and hayden and tyler were over. that night was fun. even though tyler was sooo annoying.when my mom was cleaning the air conditioner vent thing she like broke a little clip thing on it, so she got really pissed off and left us loud kids alone late at night with my dad.. who was sleeping..and where did she go you ask? hawaii is what she said. hawaii translation= get some cigarettes. but anyway, while my mom was gone, my dad woke up and was all mad at us. and he asked us where her mom went, and tyler kept saying hawaii then my dad like got really pissed off and goes "shut the fuck up" and me alex hayden and tyler just like started laughing our asses off. but then my dad left and went to look for her mom, and when he was getting in the truck tyler yells "bring me back a luau".. instead of a lei... it was funny, but then mom came home and eventually so did dad but alex is gonna be blind before she leaves. yup. i stabbed her in the eye with a fork and then she got hit in the eye with a pillow when tyler and hayden were having a pillow fight. then i asked hayden to get me a lollipop and he did and tossed it to me and then i thought it landed on the floor so i looked down and then the lollipop fell from the sky. :o i bet youve never seen a lollipop fall from the sky. yeah thats right.
today was boring. woah. until tonight when we finished burning the cds and then walked over to subway for dinner. did you notice how much we eat at subway? yeah. anyways.. theres this one really cool indian named OMWISCH that looks like a furby and these two guys walk in... GAY. and they see that omwisch is there and they were like oh no we dont want this guy to make our subs hes way too slow.. this will take forever. hey buddy do you have some help tonight? if you do you better bring them out blah blah blah.. being really mean. then they ordered like 13 subs.. it was soooo retarded. and then we sat there eating and joking the two asshole guys that came in and then we walked over to farm fresh and then the guy STALKED US over there too. and then so we followed him like all over the store and stuff and then when he left we followed him out and he turns around and goes.. you didnt buy anything! and i was like um we have no money.. it was retarded. i hate assholes. gay.
when we were walking home from subway and stuff i decided we should go see sara wolke since alex hadnt seen her either in a while.. not that she was really excited too or anything but sara's pretty cool now.. kinda. anyways. we went to saras then we all walked to laurens whose cousin stacy was over so then those two came with us on a walk and we just walked around for a little bit and then came back. it was fun.
ok i cant think of anything else and im sick of typing. i might just delete this thing. i wonder how many times im gonna say it before i actually do it. psh.
oh yeah lindsay whoever and kolby whoever.. (even though the kolby girl says she didnt really do it) are really GAY they thought i lied about meeting rob and mike.. even thought the link to the pictures are on my journal. twice. ha they suck.
have a nice night. :)
i wrote seung a letter tonight. :)