Season Six of Smallville premieres in just one week, so we all know what that means, right? It's time for Picspam Wars! Year two!
If you're unfamiliar with Picspam Wars, here's how it works. I'm your local resident Tom Welling fanatic, so I'm in charge of locating Tom Welling pictures.
herohunter is your local resident Michael Rosenbaum lover, so she's in charge of his pictures. Every day for the next week we'll be posting pictures of the boys. We have a theme for each day, and we each choose ten pictures based on this theme. We'll alternate journals, so today's first day will be over here in mine, and then tomorrow it'll be over in Ash's and etc.
Today's theme is: Pictures where you can see their chests/naked pictures. Let the wars begin!
I send the first volley with one of the many many reasons I loved the WB's promo people. Tom flying with his shirt open. Why his is shirt open to fly? No one knows! But I'm certainly not objecting!
herohunter comes back with some serious ammunition! Buff!Sweaty!Michael in Costa Rica!
I come back with Baby!Doe Eyed!Model!Tommy looking just oh so beautiful.
Ash won't have that! Have a look at the big guns on Michael!
Oh yeah? I reply. Let's have a look at pretty Clark putting on his shirt!
But look at Michael's tummy! She says. Don't look at the hat, look at the tummy!
I'll see your tummy and raise you some nipple hair! Is anyone not jealous of this girl?!
Ash's fixated on his tummy. And his pretty hands. And we're still ignoring that hat!
Oh yeah? Well what about everyone's favorite Christ figure! Look how hard his nipple is! Plus he's all sweaty!
What about Lex! With his shorn chest! About to get a massage!
Ah, but who can resist our wee baby RentBoy! I still cannot believe these trade pictures!
Oooh, and who can resist dirty!crazy!Let slip the pants of war!Lex? Everyone loves Exils!
It may be a tiny picture, but this one of Tommy from his modeling days just makes me want to scoop him up and pet him! Also? Curls!
Speaking of people who need to be pet! Ash brings us Woobie!Bleeding!Lex from Lockdown. Look how sweaty he is!
Can't have that, says I, so I bring you Tom! In the shower! All Wet! And smoochy! And scruffy!
Oooh, but Ash comes back with one I didn't even think of! Memoria! The rug, she is shorn!
But I do have a classic! Karate Rob! In the tub! With bubbles! And stupid stupid Amy!
And Ash comes back with another classic! Michael with hair! And the rug! In the pool!
I'll finish off my first day with one that I promised Chel I'd always post last, because when she sees it she can't look at anything else. That's right, it's the very very best part of Spell. Naked Bondage Clark! Just look at him!
And Ash finishes her first day with another classic pool shot, this time emphasizing his crotch, because he's Michael!
I hope y'all enjoyed Picspam Wars day one. We'll be here all week - tune in to
herohunter's journal tomorrow for another day of the wars!
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And, don't miss the rest of the fun activities going on this week over at
Smallville: The Countdown.