Why Star Trek is nothing like my life.

[amandal557]

Aside from the obvious (I don't live in the 24th century, I don't live on a starship and the thought of extra-terrestrial life thrills the shit out of super-nerds like me, while scaring the shit out of ultra-conservative xenophobes), I have learned, through a series of events today that my life is nothing like Star Trek

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[kaeles]

Well Amanda... If your life was like Star Trek you wouldn't be stuck in the middle of the forest with a cast on your leg... The Doctor would have fixed you up right away in his "I am holier than thou" manner (at least thats what his attitude seems like to me).

Since I am going to be president of your fan club I would also be in the Star Trek world and psycho, crack addicted potential subletters (they aren't actually addicted to crack, but it seems like they are) and subletters who were supposed to move in today wouldn't exist. I would also not have to try and sublet my stupid apartment becuase I would be living on your ship and making sure that you were getting the correct amount of attention (or whatever the task that you set for me as fan club president, but not the ass wiping job... that will be saved for another).

[amandal557]

An osteoregenerator certainly would come in handy right about now... hell, it would have come in handy 3 weeks ago. If I had a Star Trek life, Spring staff would be a whole hell of a lot easier because of two things. Transporters and Food Replicators. You can't ask for much more than that.

[kaeles]

Good point... a transporter and food replicator would be required. Maybe we could get Bill to create something like that... then again camp wouldn't exist... except in a holographic program and then it would be perfect and we could write the program to make sure we didn't have to do any work...

[meowpurr777]

ROFL Amanda I know it is the pits but your description of the whole situation is very funny! Hope it is safely up and running by now! :-)

[katie_scatter]

once your high speed is working... www.dailymotion.com is a good site... you can watch whole shows...it is not as popular as youtube so copyrighted stuff does not get taken down as fast