"today i got into a hugeeee fight with my laptop wire. it was all "i dont want you to get to the couch comfortably!" and i was all "fuck you, laptop wire, you cant tell me what to do." and it was all "no, no amanda. i can. HAH! look! feel stupid now? i just tangled you and ya FELL! SHOT DOWN, BITCH!" and i was all "damn you, laptop wire. you know i cant stand defeat! next time i'm busting out the cold water and YOULL GET IT!" "
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you sound like me in real life, i miss you
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<3
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you are spastic in the best sense of the word.
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PS i didnt know u cant delete them...u learn something new everyday :)
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