Comments | amanderpanderer: WE CAN'T ALL BE FUCKING ASTRONAUTS!

amanderpanderer

WE CAN'T ALL BE FUCKING ASTRONAUTS!

Jul 30, 2011 20:33

That is all...I'm just grumpy as fuck. This is my one day off of GRE grading this week, and tomorrow I have another 8 hour shift of soul-sucking, head-pounding, sorrow-laden, dumbosity ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 31 2011, 04:50:57 UTC

oh it's me gina bea and I share with you exactly. I am fucking damn miserable. I hate what I am made to do to pay for things I never want to have. I resent thoroughly what I am made to do to eat, for fucks sake. I cannot agree with you more. I, I, I damn I.

I miss you, too, heaps and heaps.

amanderpanderer August 1 2011, 00:54:46 UTC

Oh, Ginabea! I don't want you to be miserable. I miss you heaps as well!

jamesplombard August 1 2011, 00:18:14 UTC

Oh, you whiney bitch, for real! For dick's sake, at least you finished your degree, right? (7 years down, a million to go).

Now nut-up and make Daddy some money.

amanderpanderer August 1 2011, 00:55:49 UTC

By Daddy you mean you? Fuck I hope not. I am not calling you Daddy.

Also, you could finish that degree if you weren't so fucking laaaaazzzzyyy! Pajamas all day? It's Sunday, why not?

amanderpanderer August 2 2011, 15:02:30 UTC

I just realized that the title is very ambiguous...I could be talking about astronauts in a very negative way, or I could be discussing having sex with astronauts.

Either way...hilarious. We can't all be fucking astronauts for the same reasons we can't all be fucking mounties or supermodels (or hot actors with green eyes and full lips and faded freckles and perfect perfectness)(or fictional characters we love more than our own bones)...because there are just too many of us, and too few of the other. It's all very statistical, I assure you, Dear Readers.