Coccygectomy vs. Arse Augmentation (aka "There's Something Amiss With Mine Ass)

[amarantnrave]

I don't know what the condition is. I may be the only person on the face of the earth with this particular problem, for that matter. All I know is, there's something seriously wrong with my ass. I think I was probably about two days away from developing a sacral tail in the womb or something. A few hours more cooking and I'd've looked like Wilbur

Comments

[domesticdivadi]

Having just read the part in the first Harry Potter where Dudley has to go see a surgeon to have the little piggy tail removed that Hagrid put there when he pissed him off, this amuses me so. :)

[amarantnrave]

You know, I was going to put Dudley instead, but I figured more people would know Wilbur. Besides, Wilbur's much more loveable, tail and all. Probly tasted better, too.

[erkledonkey]

Mel, you are so funny. I think you should see a doctor first I guess. Maybe there is something that can be done. I really don't know. i have heard you talk about this several times before though, and I can understand why it is really uncomfortable. I think you would look alright with some small butt implants.

[erkledonkey]

I like you the way you are already too though, so this was not at all a suggestion that you need plastic surgery!

[amarantnrave]

I guess if I'd get up off it more often, it wouldn't hurt me as much. ;-) Maybe I should just start doing lots of butt exercises? Buns of Steel may be in order here.

[dekalben]

I think you should have your ass done.

[amarantnrave]

Somehow I thought you'd say that! ;-)

[yishnir]

Heh. I think you should carry around a cushion. Perhaps one of those foam gardening pads.

But if your heart's set on surgery, I'd remove the extra bone and not add whatever they'd add.

[lissalou]

ok, be calm. my mother has this exact same problem. Yoga and pilates did wonders for her. No need to join the class, just use tapes.
seriously, she sat on a blow-up doughnut for six years.