that, my friend, is a stellar list and pretty much says that you should be using youre imagination for good not evil :D
co-cocaine killed me.
i dont think hospitality is the worst possible option - it would be more interesting if you were with a group of co-workers somewhere rather than in some guys dingy cafe of tedium.
I'm trying to figure out what people voted for - I'm assuming Erin went for the MM cult, so you must be the metal band.
Your icon killed me dead (love that ridiculous phrase). I left my Metalocalypse DVDs at home in the misguided belief that I might actually get some work done that way - but oh no, instead I sit in the corner, shivering, withdrawing, and endlessly repeating every line I can remember. It's brutal, totally brutal.
And, yes, I do agree (now that I've calmed down a little) that hospitality is maybe not THE worst thing in the entire world, and getting out of that cafe would certainly be a start (I suspect a large part of my objection to it is the fact it doesn't have dinky little shirtdress uniforms in pale pink or duck egg blue - with matching gingham aprons, and optional matching 50s stewardess caps)
Obviously you need a combination of everything, where you tour the world in your car with Hugo, paying your way by pimping yourself out, participating in drug trials, bankheists with your pet falcon and diner work, all the while touring in a metal band and writing the great sprawling apocalyptic zombie noval. And after all that you end up in Bedlam.
Tour the world... in my flying Impala! I like your plan *nods*
I forgot to put "Sell my soul to Satan" (or demon!Sammy) on that list, because obviously that's the easy way out - just find myself a crossroads and a couple of rabbit bones, and I'll be goth-eyeing it up in no time! (Wondering who I'll pin to the wall first with my demon powers - because if Supernatural has taught us anything, it's that pretty boys are even prettier when pinned to walls by demonic forces, with their necks going all srained and veiny, with those little puffs of breath, and flashing eyes. Le sigh.)
I'm the only one who voted for Bedlam? How very disappointing!
Something very un-disappointing (so elated am I that you've reduced me to making up words) was the arrival of your parcel today. A thousand thanks and countless other gestures of gratitude to you, m'dear. I've now binned all my Ashes to Ashes torrents that were positively limping along, bar episode six, and will set about converting all the others to DVD format forthwith. I'm yet to investigate any of the other goodies in depth, but will do so ASAP.
Also, your lovely handwriting puts my drunken, epileptic spider scrawl to shame, and is well worth the few extra minutes it takes me to decipher all that posh joined-up stuff :).
The Bedlam thing is partly so that I can go undercover and discover what really goes on in there so that my (other) sprawling epic of witchcraft and vampires and asylums can be as accurately detailed as possible - I mean, they still do electro-shock therapy, right? That, and I have this sneaking little wish that one of the staff will go all dreamcatcher homicidal and Frank Black will be called in... I'll cook him some totally awesome soup if he does
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that, my friend, is a stellar list and pretty much says that you should be using youre imagination for good not evil :D
co-cocaine killed me.
i dont think hospitality is the worst possible option - it would be more interesting if you were with a group of co-workers somewhere rather than in some guys dingy cafe of tedium.
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Your icon killed me dead (love that ridiculous phrase). I left my Metalocalypse DVDs at home in the misguided belief that I might actually get some work done that way - but oh no, instead I sit in the corner, shivering, withdrawing, and endlessly repeating every line I can remember. It's brutal, totally brutal.
And, yes, I do agree (now that I've calmed down a little) that hospitality is maybe not THE worst thing in the entire world, and getting out of that cafe would certainly be a start (I suspect a large part of my objection to it is the fact it doesn't have dinky little shirtdress uniforms in pale pink or duck egg blue - with matching gingham aprons, and optional matching 50s stewardess caps)
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I forgot to put "Sell my soul to Satan" (or demon!Sammy) on that list, because obviously that's the easy way out - just find myself a crossroads and a couple of rabbit bones, and I'll be goth-eyeing it up in no time! (Wondering who I'll pin to the wall first with my demon powers - because if Supernatural has taught us anything, it's that pretty boys are even prettier when pinned to walls by demonic forces, with their necks going all srained and veiny, with those little puffs of breath, and flashing eyes. Le sigh.)
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Something very un-disappointing (so elated am I that you've reduced me to making up words) was the arrival of your parcel today. A thousand thanks and countless other gestures of gratitude to you, m'dear. I've now binned all my Ashes to Ashes torrents that were positively limping along, bar episode six, and will set about converting all the others to DVD format forthwith. I'm yet to investigate any of the other goodies in depth, but will do so ASAP.
Also, your lovely handwriting puts my drunken, epileptic spider scrawl to shame, and is well worth the few extra minutes it takes me to decipher all that posh joined-up stuff :).
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