The best job title ever.

[amargyle]

So, I was trying out this resume software I got recently because I need all the help I can get to write a decent resume. Anyway, the first thing it asks when you create a resume with this software is title of the job you are applying for, in my case conversion analyst. The software of course had no idea what to make of this, but it had a lot of

Comments

[eustacia42]

hahahahaha, that is awesome.

[flyingindie]

I like "hardness inspector" and "wet-end helper." They sound mysteriously vile.

[amargyle]

Yeah, I don't know what that guy is doing over on the wet-end, but I'd like to keep the dry end between me and him.

[flyingindie]

LOL!