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I'd so do him!

“No matter how fast light travels, it finds that Darkness has always gotten there first and is waiting for it.”

- Terry Pratchett

Engrish on a page I was translating:

"If it beams, you will be conducting an illegal battle."

In 1900, Charles Justice was a prison inmate at the Ohio State Penitentiary in Columbus. While performing cleaning detail duties in the death chamber, he devised an idea to improve the efficiency of the restraints on the electric chair. Justice designed metal clamps to replace the leather straps, thus allowing for the inmate to be secured more ( Read more... )

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So, I am sitting here on the couch, on my laptop, on the internet, watching Jeopardy.

Can anyone possibly fathom how happy I am right now?!

PS - How dumb were those fuckers that they didn't even know that the center of a baseball is made of cork - or that cork was a wood?!

I have them again!!

amaristee

- 2 heaping tablespoons of loyalty
- a heaping teaspoon of beauty
- a gallon of playfulness

Boil together and serve.
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