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Oh, dear God--I don't think I have laughed so hard in my life. My friend Lucas applied to some rating community on Deadjournal, and some idiots actually took the application seriously . . . and well, just read it for yourself.
Name: Raven
Age: 15
Location: The darkest pits of Hell... aka Wisconsin
Favorite bands/artists: Nine Inch Nails Kittie, Evanescence, My Bloody Valentine, Linkin Park... I feel they speak for the anguish and angst that my pitiful, lamented generation feels... and because I'm bisexual
Least favorite bands/artists: Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, Finch, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Radiohead, At the Drive In, Incubus, Something Corporate, A Static Lullaby, The Juliana Theory, Dashboard Confessional Coheed and Cambria, Smile Empty Soul, Three Days Grace, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Bright Eyes, Norma Jean, As I Lay Dying, Blood Brothers, Converge, Cursive, Armor For Sleep, Metallica, Chimaira, Deftones, and all that emo techno trance punk crap
Favorite/Unfavorite movies/TV shows:
Favorite movies: Requiem For a Dream, Interview With a Vampire because I'm bisexual
Least favorite movies: XXX, Fast and the Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, 3Fast 3Furious
Favorite TV shows: Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Least favorite TV shows: I Love the 80s
What makes you so cool?: I write dark poetry that comes from the depths of my tortured and hellish soul. For example: "Goddess of Pain"
Let the tears fall,
For the pain will not end.
I live so alone,
Dying my only friend.
Let the hate hold me,
Cradle me to my grave.
I end it all,
Because the pain they gave.
Im not good enough,
to live like the rest.
Im not pretty enough,
Im not the best.
Im not good enough,
To be in their superficial mind.
Hidden in my darkness,
Where pain is all you find.
Because I am not alike to them,
i am a rejection.
I am not perfect enough,
To get their exception.
Let the blood go,
Let death crawl to me.
This is how I will excape,
This is how I will be free.
I wasn’t good enough for this hell of a world,
So I let go forever in my pain.
I leave from you,
My blood to stain.
Death calling me in,
Everything so dim.
I let it the darkness,
I let death win.
Hell I am here,
Your goddess of pain.
One place I feel at home,
Forever I will remain.
5 things you couldnt live without: Blood, drinking blood, looking at blood, bathing in blood, thinking about blood, shampooing with blood, cutting people and drinking their blood, thinking about cutting people and drinking their blood, the dark poetry that haunts my terrible damned soul, and my bisexuality
Who in your opinion is the most overrated band? Color Me Badd
Who in your opinion is the most underrated band? Collide
Favorite books/authors. Why? Anne Rice because she writes novels about vampires that drink blood and are bisexual
Coolest thing you've ever stolen: The dark, pathetic life of a fleeting lover
My last name rhymes with I'm bisexual.
My favorite member of this community is (if you don't know anyone, just pick someone and give a BS answer):25centexecution because she looks bisexual
What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Look outside and curse the sun for coming up, and prepare for another day of thinking about how dark and bottomless my anger is
Last thing you do before bed? Lament upon the state of this useless world which restricts me from joining my lover and prepare to enter the world of endless and horrible nightmares
Look to the left. What do you see? I'm bisexual
Who is the coolest person you've ever met. Who is someone you'd like to meet [alive or dead] The coolest person I've ever met is my friend xbloodygashesx because she is a fellow artist and she knows the pain that us intelligent people feel. I would like to meet Hitler because I think he is a genius and he speaks for the pathetic and tortured generation that I was unfortunately born into ^___^
And a picture of your hotness: (must include)
http://ninjas.showy-notion.net/dani3.jpg
Another great thing about it is that people commented with stuff like:
"Nonononono. People like you need to grow up and realize that you really aren't as cool, dark, and myseterious as you'd like everyone to think you are. Please go away and don't waste my time ever again.
Also, that outfit has got to stop."
and
"dude get a life. not everything revolves around you being bisexual. i am and i dont have to fucking say it in every other sentence i speak. plus you dont like radiohead.
the only thing i did like about you is that you like requiem for a dream, but i guess that's because you're a bisexual, right?
no."
I want to marry Lucas for that.
Name: Raven
Age: 15
Location: The darkest pits of Hell... aka Wisconsin
Favorite bands/artists: Nine Inch Nails Kittie, Evanescence, My Bloody Valentine, Linkin Park... I feel they speak for the anguish and angst that my pitiful, lamented generation feels... and because I'm bisexual
Least favorite bands/artists: Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, Finch, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Radiohead, At the Drive In, Incubus, Something Corporate, A Static Lullaby, The Juliana Theory, Dashboard Confessional Coheed and Cambria, Smile Empty Soul, Three Days Grace, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Bright Eyes, Norma Jean, As I Lay Dying, Blood Brothers, Converge, Cursive, Armor For Sleep, Metallica, Chimaira, Deftones, and all that emo techno trance punk crap
Favorite/Unfavorite movies/TV shows:
Favorite movies: Requiem For a Dream, Interview With a Vampire because I'm bisexual
Least favorite movies: XXX, Fast and the Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, 3Fast 3Furious
Favorite TV shows: Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Least favorite TV shows: I Love the 80s
What makes you so cool?: I write dark poetry that comes from the depths of my tortured and hellish soul. For example: "Goddess of Pain"
Let the tears fall,
For the pain will not end.
I live so alone,
Dying my only friend.
Let the hate hold me,
Cradle me to my grave.
I end it all,
Because the pain they gave.
Im not good enough,
to live like the rest.
Im not pretty enough,
Im not the best.
Im not good enough,
To be in their superficial mind.
Hidden in my darkness,
Where pain is all you find.
Because I am not alike to them,
i am a rejection.
I am not perfect enough,
To get their exception.
Let the blood go,
Let death crawl to me.
This is how I will excape,
This is how I will be free.
I wasn’t good enough for this hell of a world,
So I let go forever in my pain.
I leave from you,
My blood to stain.
Death calling me in,
Everything so dim.
I let it the darkness,
I let death win.
Hell I am here,
Your goddess of pain.
One place I feel at home,
Forever I will remain.
5 things you couldnt live without: Blood, drinking blood, looking at blood, bathing in blood, thinking about blood, shampooing with blood, cutting people and drinking their blood, thinking about cutting people and drinking their blood, the dark poetry that haunts my terrible damned soul, and my bisexuality
Who in your opinion is the most overrated band? Color Me Badd
Who in your opinion is the most underrated band? Collide
Favorite books/authors. Why? Anne Rice because she writes novels about vampires that drink blood and are bisexual
Coolest thing you've ever stolen: The dark, pathetic life of a fleeting lover
My last name rhymes with I'm bisexual.
My favorite member of this community is (if you don't know anyone, just pick someone and give a BS answer):25centexecution because she looks bisexual
What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Look outside and curse the sun for coming up, and prepare for another day of thinking about how dark and bottomless my anger is
Last thing you do before bed? Lament upon the state of this useless world which restricts me from joining my lover and prepare to enter the world of endless and horrible nightmares
Look to the left. What do you see? I'm bisexual
Who is the coolest person you've ever met. Who is someone you'd like to meet [alive or dead] The coolest person I've ever met is my friend xbloodygashesx because she is a fellow artist and she knows the pain that us intelligent people feel. I would like to meet Hitler because I think he is a genius and he speaks for the pathetic and tortured generation that I was unfortunately born into ^___^
And a picture of your hotness: (must include)
http://ninjas.showy-notion.net/dani3.jpg
Another great thing about it is that people commented with stuff like:
"Nonononono. People like you need to grow up and realize that you really aren't as cool, dark, and myseterious as you'd like everyone to think you are. Please go away and don't waste my time ever again.
Also, that outfit has got to stop."
and
"dude get a life. not everything revolves around you being bisexual. i am and i dont have to fucking say it in every other sentence i speak. plus you dont like radiohead.
the only thing i did like about you is that you like requiem for a dream, but i guess that's because you're a bisexual, right?
no."
I want to marry Lucas for that.