omg! its hereditary!!
My boss Dr whogivesadamn ( call her Liz) will be attending a conference in Tokyo and
this is an opportune time for me to send you your red leather jacket through her rather than
the mail. Are you able to meet her at the Tokyo airport on Thursday night at 6.55pm. Her
flight details is arriving Tokyo Narita Airport (Terminal 2) (Sept 20 Thursday) Qantas
Airways QF135 6.55pm. She is quite concern she does not speak the language and has asked me
if you can assist her with the language so she can get to her hotel with no problems. She
has accommodation at the Keio Plaza Hotel where the conference will take place. The address
is 2-2-1 Nishi-Shinjuku, Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo. Can you do this favour for me and meet her at
the airport and get her a taxi to the Keio Hotel. Do you want anything else so I can get
her to bring this for you?
Love Mom
now lets take a look at the immediate problems:
1. it is now wednesday and i just received this email today
2. narita airport is 3 hours away from where i live
3. narita airport is 3400 yen away from where i live one way non stop
4. i have to organise my last minute trip to kyoto
5. i have to organise cancellations of many many things penalty fees before said trip to kyoto
6. i dont know what this person looks like
7. i have been to narita airport once in my life and therefore have no idea where would be a good place to meet random person i wouldnt recognise.
8. its fucking hot during the day
9. i really just dont give a damn if someone is too scared to try english on people in an international airport in a country where english is so highly valued that most likely everyone in said international airport will have some english ability
10. if youre going to go to non english speaking country on your own please dont come expecting someone to hold your hand all the way like you are 5 years old
11. im sure i'll add more as i get more annoyed at presumption that i have nothing better to do with my time other than babysit some idiota just because my ma is cheap and trying to suck up to her boss
on the upside...scored myself a malice mizer cd today for $20 whoo! and and and! be ready to fall at my feet in awe of the wonder that is me...i resisted buying diru 5 ugly kingdom for $45 cos i figured...dude...i can get like 9 manga for that price and i have 5 ugly on compy back in aus mate...so yeah...try not to tremble too much from witnessing the extreme ...i swear someone is sleeping in here...i hear snoring...