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Lords Help Me
I have somehow managed to lose a brand-new sports bra.
It took me six months to work up the will to shop for that fucking thing!!!!! -
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
It's just about 1:30 right now. I'm sitting at home, writing on the internet and drinking a beer. Why? I'll tell you why ( Read more... ) -
Update!
Trying to catch up on internet land ( Read more... ) -
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!
I didn't think I could be that nervous about a hockey game. -
It is indeed
A slight pause, a small grin, a subtle shrug, and "Sure, why not?"
This is how I taunt the gods. -
Weee!
I spent the weekend in Niagara ( Read more... ) -
Dream
This weekend I had this recurring dream; for whatever reason, scientists had built mechanical human cells. These cells were injected into the test subjects (all humans) and basically worked with the real human cells to fix whatever the fuck was wrong with their insides ( Read more... ) -
"Laugh" and the world laughs "with" you
Today I had to explain to a grown man difference between:
After you fill out all forms...
and
After you fill out "all" forms...Seriously ( Read more... ) -
Work work work
I'm working from home today, which is great because it is way quieter and I'm able to do my thinking work more efficiently, but.
But.
My Rock Band guitar is sitting there, calling to me. Just a little bit... no one will know... come on..
Must resist
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