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Hey, 2009: Go Fuck Yourself.
Guys, 2009 has been a really shitty year. Seriously, I have so many middle fingers for you, 2009.
Two raised middle fingers for each remaining day in 2009, in no particular order.
Car Breaking Down
I'm pretty sure I had to have my car towed to the dealership twice.
Not going to Khandahar
Seriously FTAG, fuck youComputer Monitor Dead ( Read more... ) -
Still more cooking
It's a good thing I drink so much, otherwise I wouldn't have anything to use as a rolling pin. -
I'm not kidding
Making salsa is a lot like giving a blow job.
It's a bunch of fucking work.
There is so little payout.
There's a bunch of cleanup afterward. -
Breakfast Recon
The problem with being mostly a guy (or one of the problems, rather) is that when you have a girly moment and you are all gushy about something, your firends don't want to fucking hear it. Because, you know, they're guys.
Thank gods for the internet!
So I went on a date today. A real one. Planned through the internet. I know, I know, internet ( Read more... ) -
fuckity fuck fuck FUCKBALLS
Have you ever wanted to throw your monitor out the window?
I mean when your computer acts up, it's your monitor you envision hucking through that glass, right?
You know why that is?
BECAUSE YOUR COMPUTER IS FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A FUCKING MONITOR
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAlright. So my monitor completely died on my this evening. ( Read more... ) -
What the fucking shit?
Does anyone know what is going on between qcjeph and shortpacked?
I clicked the links in the posts... but I still don't get it. -
December Recipe
Alright, I know I haven't kept up with my New Years Resolution. Yes, I missed four whole months, but I'm giving myself a pass anyway. It was a rough fucking summer, and I'm still finding things that were stolen. Which I suppose doesn't count as "finding" them, but you know what I mean. THANKS FOR TAKING MY VANILLA YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH ( Read more... ) -
Stopping passive-aggression
Today I grew a pair and told a creepy would-be suitor to erase my number.
I don't know why, for all my assertiveness and being an asshole, it is so hard for me to say no.
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