1.  Shoes.
2.  Shopping for shoes.
3.  Guns.
4.  Really big guns.
5.  Really hot guys, with really big guns.
6.  Really hot guys, with really big guns... in uniform.
7.  ... and on a motorcycle.
8.  Kicking ass.
9.   Earth, most of the time.
10.  Bubble wrap.

( Application for the Crowded Hour )