5th edition.

[ambastardly]

[Don't ask why he's sleeping outside, still in his clothes, across a park bench. His arm is over his face, he mutters to himself every once in a while. He's starting to wake up but his body is bitterly opposed to this plan. He has the worst headache of his entire life, and he's been punched unconscious once or twice

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[gravitism]

Haha, well will ya look at that! [Hello, this is amusing.]

[ambastardly]

[mumbling] Will ya shut it, Mush? M'trying ta...

[cracks one eyes open, looks up] Dunno you.

[gravitism]

Mush, huh? [Leans against the top of the bench.] 'Fraid you're guessing's a bit off. Go on, have another shot at it- th' name's my favourite part. [Smirky McSmirksalot.]

[ambastardly]

[glares at you]

Yeah, figured you ain't Mush, alright? Wish ya were, he don't got a face as frightenin' as yours.

[flawedmessiah]

Hey. You alright? [Light may seem concerned, but try not to let that fool you.]

[ambastardly]

[Groans, rolls over on his bench, too asleep to read anything into your concern.]

Go 'way.

[flawedmessiah]

[Light has to pinch the bridge of his nose in annoyance.]

I take it you sleep on benches on the regular basis?

[ambastardly]

[Jack squints up at you.]

Not that it's anythin' to ya, but I don't.

[angel_lawyer]

...Are you alright?

[ambastardly]

[sitting up, rubbing his head]

M'fine. Who're you?

[angel_lawyer]

Maybe you'd like some water. I'm Ryou Naruse.

[ambastardly]

Water? That'd help?

Nice to meet ya, I'm Jack.

[mach_kick]

Whoa, you look rough. Need a place to crash for a bit?

[ambastardly]

Nah, I got a place. Just got a little turned around, that's all.

[lucenombra]

[have a very condescending Trish] That's adorable! You're first beer?

[ambastardly]

[You, he knows. Kinda.]

Wasn't beer.

[lucenombra]

Then what did you get knocked out on?

[ambastardly]

It was, uh, Ya--Ye--started with a J.