Comments | amberdulen: Heehee

amberdulen

Heehee

Jul 28, 2005 23:45

Oh, I totally ( spoiler for HBP, as if you still need it. )

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sir_derlin July 29 2005, 04:06:42 UTC

What about that locket no one could open in the Black household during spring cleaning?

kadharonon July 29 2005, 11:09:57 UTC

...but Mundungus has probably made off with that by now. O_O

amberdulen July 29 2005, 13:42:21 UTC

Red herring. The real locket is at the bottom of a barrel of sweets in Honeyduke's.

media_res July 29 2005, 04:14:43 UTC

. . . DUDE. YES.

foxyfennec July 29 2005, 14:42:23 UTC

AWESOME. That would be a wicked cool twist!

thistlemeg August 1 2005, 05:06:15 UTC

You are so right.

I mean, think about it. Voldemort was only afraid of Dumbledore. Dumbledore was only afraid of odd-colored Every Flavor Beans. If anyone was up for destroying a horcrux, it was that guy!

I feel like you could now right a Chocolate Factoryesque fic, only even more bizarre and tripped out. *muses*

thistlemeg August 1 2005, 05:07:41 UTC

Then again, you could write said fic. *facepalm* *goes to bed*

amberdulen August 2 2005, 02:45:25 UTC

Voldemort was only afraid of Dumbledore. Dumbledore was only afraid of odd-colored Every Flavor Beans. *dies*

Harry watched, awestruck, as the tall figure of the Dark Lord folded on itself and sank into a puddle, as if melting from the feet up. The skeletal hands stretched out and groped at the floor uselessly; as the last bit of him dissolved, the hood flapped back and Lord Voldemort's face stared up into the sky, his mouth agape in a horrible cry.
"Alas...."
The snakelike face disappeared into the black tarlike dribble.
"...earwax!"

thistlemeg August 3 2005, 15:41:03 UTC

*dies laughing* Famous last words, indeed.