Oracular!
There's a meme going around that just begs for misuse.
If you have over 40, you are spoiled.
Do you have:
( ) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access Or at least instant messaging
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom (the laptops play them)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs Half-points for Desmond's record collection
(x) a childfree bathroom Now that Walt's gone...
( ) your own in-house office
(x) a pool In Cavetown
( ) a guest house
(x) a games room That rock where they play backgammon and poker
( ) a queen-size bed or larger all to yourself
(x) a stocked bar Sawyer does
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
(x) more than 20 pairs of shoes Total? I would guess 80
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses Sawyer's pimp glasses
(x) framed original art, not lithographs or prints. The 108 mural
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home
(x) your own set of golf clubs *dies*
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area Apparently
(x) a boat Half-points, since it got blown up
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(x) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin Teeechnically...
(x) wealthy family members Boone, Shannon
( ) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a garden/yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
(x) expensive jewelry Jin's watch
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
(x) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(x) private medical insurance If by "private medical insurance" you mean "Jack"
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) Sawyer will pay you a tube of Neosporin for 10 loads
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations To the med hatch, the Others' camp, a high enough place to send a signal...
(x) send dinners back with every flaw Hurley refused Jin's sushi
( ) wear perfume or cologne
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
(x) have a job but don't need the money Charlie the church-builder
(x) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
(x) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs Sun watches Aaron and Vincent is the property of everyone. "Payment" probably in mangoes
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(x) an only child Jack
(x) married/partnered to a wealthy person Rose
(x) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way Shannon, Boone, Kate, Sawyer...
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) travelled out of the country
(x) travelled out of the continent
(x) travelled out of the hemisphere
(x) met a celebrity Charlie
(x) been to the Caribbean Half-points for the possibility
(x) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) been to Florida
(x) been to somewhere in the US not already mentioned LA
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been up the Eiffel Tower
( ) been up the Statue of Liberty
( ) been up the World Trade Centre Towers
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to Kate
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast Oh, surely someone....
Did you:
(x) go to another country for your honeymoon Rose and Bernard
(x) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party One presumes that Jack did this
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 or other extravagant coming of age birthday party thrown for you
If you have over 40, you are spoiled.
Do you have:
( ) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access Or at least instant messaging
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom (the laptops play them)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs Half-points for Desmond's record collection
(x) a childfree bathroom Now that Walt's gone...
( ) your own in-house office
(x) a pool In Cavetown
( ) a guest house
(x) a games room That rock where they play backgammon and poker
( ) a queen-size bed or larger all to yourself
(x) a stocked bar Sawyer does
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
(x) more than 20 pairs of shoes Total? I would guess 80
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses Sawyer's pimp glasses
(x) framed original art, not lithographs or prints. The 108 mural
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home
(x) your own set of golf clubs *dies*
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area Apparently
(x) a boat Half-points, since it got blown up
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(x) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin Teeechnically...
(x) wealthy family members Boone, Shannon
( ) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a garden/yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
(x) expensive jewelry Jin's watch
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
(x) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(x) private medical insurance If by "private medical insurance" you mean "Jack"
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) Sawyer will pay you a tube of Neosporin for 10 loads
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations To the med hatch, the Others' camp, a high enough place to send a signal...
(x) send dinners back with every flaw Hurley refused Jin's sushi
( ) wear perfume or cologne
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
(x) have a job but don't need the money Charlie the church-builder
(x) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
(x) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs Sun watches Aaron and Vincent is the property of everyone. "Payment" probably in mangoes
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(x) an only child Jack
(x) married/partnered to a wealthy person Rose
(x) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way Shannon, Boone, Kate, Sawyer...
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) travelled out of the country
(x) travelled out of the continent
(x) travelled out of the hemisphere
(x) met a celebrity Charlie
(x) been to the Caribbean Half-points for the possibility
(x) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) been to Florida
(x) been to somewhere in the US not already mentioned LA
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been up the Eiffel Tower
( ) been up the Statue of Liberty
( ) been up the World Trade Centre Towers
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to Kate
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast Oh, surely someone....
Did you:
(x) go to another country for your honeymoon Rose and Bernard
(x) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party One presumes that Jack did this
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 or other extravagant coming of age birthday party thrown for you