Surely the Next Edison

[amberdulen]

Since I got braces, I haven't been able to bite into foods--I have to cut it or tear it up, every time. Hamburgers, hoagies...I've become one of those annoying people who eat their pizza with a knife and fork. It's been six weeks and I'm getting used to it.

Until now. Inspiration has struck. What if all my favorite finger foods were pre-segmented,

Comments

[etto]

Genius! I'll keep that faithfully in mind in preparation of the terrible beginning of bracedom not very long from now. Inspired, my friend! Posts like these are the best!

Note to self: nuke first, incise later.

I almost laughed in the library. The slotdog looks so tormented.