An Exemplary Email
I got this spam yesterday and I just have to post it. It's almost poetic.
From: The Money King
Subject: I am The Undisputed King of Cash... Here’s The Keys to The Supercar, Villa and Sunseeker...
Text: Cash, Cash, Cash, Cash, Cash!
I've Got Loads of it and You Want it Too... Don't You?
I am the Undisputed King of Cash... $$$s, £££s and Euros, I've Got it All
When I walk in a room people ask "what's that smell?"
I'll tell you, it's the heady scent of money and I positively reek of it...
I AM FILTHY, STINKING RICH
"Yea, so what" you're saying aren't you?
I'll tell you "so what".
The "so what" is because I'm going to show you in all it’s Technicolor glory, right here, right now, how you too can have a great, fat, juicy chunk of the action!
Yes that's right... I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, pink or blue, I don't care if you're a y'oung whippersnapper or an ageing silver fox; I don't care if you live in London, New York or Uzbekistan...
Within literally minutes from now your first stream of cash could be flowing... HONESTLY!
Go Here: [His stupid website]
I'll reveal how YOU can go on to get your very own keys to your very own Super-car, your o'wn big house, your very own Super-yacht…
In fact, you know what? Over the next 12 months I am personally going to drag you kicking and screaming along your very own journey towards TOTAL PERSONAL AND FINAN(IAL FRE(DOM.
I am the Money King - And the good news is that I AM A MILLIONAIRE many times over… More good news is that I’ve made it using precisely the systems, methods and techniques I’m going to share with you now:
[His stupid website again]
The Money King - Undisputed King of Cash
From: The Money King
Subject: I am The Undisputed King of Cash... Here’s The Keys to The Supercar, Villa and Sunseeker...
Text: Cash, Cash, Cash, Cash, Cash!
I've Got Loads of it and You Want it Too... Don't You?
I am the Undisputed King of Cash... $$$s, £££s and Euros, I've Got it All
When I walk in a room people ask "what's that smell?"
I'll tell you, it's the heady scent of money and I positively reek of it...
I AM FILTHY, STINKING RICH
"Yea, so what" you're saying aren't you?
I'll tell you "so what".
The "so what" is because I'm going to show you in all it’s Technicolor glory, right here, right now, how you too can have a great, fat, juicy chunk of the action!
Yes that's right... I don't care if you're black, white, yellow, pink or blue, I don't care if you're a y'oung whippersnapper or an ageing silver fox; I don't care if you live in London, New York or Uzbekistan...
Within literally minutes from now your first stream of cash could be flowing... HONESTLY!
Go Here: [His stupid website]
I'll reveal how YOU can go on to get your very own keys to your very own Super-car, your o'wn big house, your very own Super-yacht…
In fact, you know what? Over the next 12 months I am personally going to drag you kicking and screaming along your very own journey towards TOTAL PERSONAL AND FINAN(IAL FRE(DOM.
I am the Money King - And the good news is that I AM A MILLIONAIRE many times over… More good news is that I’ve made it using precisely the systems, methods and techniques I’m going to share with you now:
[His stupid website again]
The Money King - Undisputed King of Cash