Because you guys are funny.
1. Write an epitaph for Fred Weasley's tombstone
2.
3. Profit!
Mine:
At Least He Died With Both Ears
Hey, You Know What Rhymes With "Fred"?
Mischief Managed
Poignant ones accepted too, I guess. Also, by "profit" I meant "enjoy the admiration of your peers." And by "peers" I mean "other Internet dorks."
While I'm here, I know you're all dying for more news on the trainwreck that is the Dark Is Rising movie, so here's a comment from the scriptwriter explaining why he took the job even though he's not a fan of fantasy. Do tell!