BEWARE

[amberdulen]

I just got a spam with a spectacular subject line:

From: Byron Nguyen
To: Kenny George
Subject: Girls will hunt you in the streets!

(Text: Start training your soldier of love now!)

I like to think this was actually misdirected email from some kind of alternate dystopia where it's not euphemistic, but literal.

Comments

[engelhardtlm1]

LOL... Ooo, I like that idea a lot. Someone must write a book about this (probably for NaNo).

[in_the_blue]

That's the partner email to "Can't get your little soldier to salute?"

Not that I've made a study of these things.

[amberdulen]

*giggles like a twelve-year-old*

[jd3000]

This sort of thing goes on quite a bit.

-JD