PSA

[amberdulen]

There are two lessons in this.

1. Do not go punching any zombies unless you are really, really sure that's what they are.

2. Somewhere in Iowa there is a man who punches zombies, and he is on the loose.

ETA: Bonus article: Tombstones unearthed in Detroit belonging to--oh my gosh, Will Turner? That's my happy thought for today.

Comments

[wumbawoman]

Thank goodness it wasn't Claude Musselman. I don't think they ever did find that mule.

[wumbawoman]

Oh my gosh! Did you see that a woman turned up saying the was a relative of E.D. Turner.

ELizabeth
Turner!

[amberdulen]

It's all true!

[trinityday]

But... but... Will Turner never died. He's become the immortal captain of the Flying Dutchman! I cry foul!