Werewolf Wednesday
I don't know what's going on these days. You can't turn around without seeing a police report about monster hunters killing themselves, targeting the wrong prey, and/or getting arrested. Today's offering: shirtless, scuffed-up, sword-waving werewolf hunter detained near a hardware store in Puget Sound. Sounds like the real deal to me. (He also claimed to be after CHUDs: cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. Thanks for that, Urban Dictionary.)
Enough of werewolves, on to vampires. I saw this article and said to myself, "Well...it's not really news when a self-proclaimed vampire hunter starts talking about running for President on the GOP ticket. I mean, I've been around long enough to see a professional wrestler govern a state. TWICE! And people who call themselves vampires don't really fall within the scope of my studies here. I'll just file this one away until something else comes along." But since I've got something to tack it on to, here you go. This completes my vampire trifecta this month, by the way. I miss the days when the news was peppered with the occasional polong or kappa or tokoloshe; can we get back to that, please? Vampires are so conventional.
Enough of werewolves, on to vampires. I saw this article and said to myself, "Well...it's not really news when a self-proclaimed vampire hunter starts talking about running for President on the GOP ticket. I mean, I've been around long enough to see a professional wrestler govern a state. TWICE! And people who call themselves vampires don't really fall within the scope of my studies here. I'll just file this one away until something else comes along." But since I've got something to tack it on to, here you go. This completes my vampire trifecta this month, by the way. I miss the days when the news was peppered with the occasional polong or kappa or tokoloshe; can we get back to that, please? Vampires are so conventional.