PSA: High Stakes

[amberdulen]

Vampires! If you are going to live with the humans, act like a human, go to college with humans, it is a really good idea not to get drunk, get arrested, and tell the police about how you are a vampire. You're just giving yourself away!

What is wrong with vampires these days? Are they all looking to get staked? Then again, the people going after

Comments

[media_res]

Well, if you think about it, being a vampire is a little like having a food allergy. I mean, if peanuts could kill you, you'd make sure to tell the jail staff about that, right? And, I mean, sunlight is EVERYWHERE.