Omen-tastic
I like to think that in posting these news items, I'm unknowingly dispatching someone to go take a look at them: that someone even more serious than me watches, hovering close to the keyboard, gun in hand, waiting for the post that will kick off a new adventure. If that's the case, then congratulations, guys, you're goin' to New Zealand.
ETA: It never rains but it pours!
Remember that earthquake cluster in Pennsylvania? Now Arkansas's got the shakes.
There are ways to remove a voodoo curse. Throwing rocks through windows is less effective.
Today, on Hunters Doin' It Wrong: Man goes to cemetery to photograph spirits. Cemetery security cameras photograph him. Naked.
Also something about Nessie, cojoined turtles in Turkey, and something unconvincing in Argentina. Delicious.
ETA: It never rains but it pours!
Remember that earthquake cluster in Pennsylvania? Now Arkansas's got the shakes.
There are ways to remove a voodoo curse. Throwing rocks through windows is less effective.
Today, on Hunters Doin' It Wrong: Man goes to cemetery to photograph spirits. Cemetery security cameras photograph him. Naked.
Also something about Nessie, cojoined turtles in Turkey, and something unconvincing in Argentina. Delicious.