Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator

damn yall need 2 read this and tell me who u think of

sex is like math, u add the sheets, subtract the clothes, divided the legs, and hope 2 god u dont multiply...

i luv it!! lol

peace out more later fellas....dont ask im a nerd

♥ Amber

heys yalls 2 day was ok i guess but thats not nprotant rite now b/c i have my gurls Ashley Bird ova... and i cant type...newho how r yall doin..im pretty good i supose...lol... thanksgiving break thank god..have fun

gettin a new cell 2day soo yeah... ill give yall the # later

peace *mwah* Amber

hye yall wow my day sucked nothing happened like this place is just a blurr the same thing happens everyday and its gay like it was like that @ lc but i had fun b/c ppl actually acted like i was there and really ppl dont do it now here cept 4 like ashley and kelsie... thats it ( Read more... )

howdy yall wat a day nothing really good happened but nothin really bad...dont u hate those days were like NOTHING happens @ all..lol o well every1 has 2 have them @ some point... so i really dont have nething 2 talk bout ( Read more... )

look wat she put n her profile

I MISS AMBER SOOO MUCH!!! (amber we are going to be bestest friends in the whole widest world forever and ever!!!)

random but i though id share! considereing it made my day! lol

♥ amber

hey yall omg its been so long i havent ritin since the day b4 homecomin and sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much has happened since them... me and alex started goin out that nite, i found out i was movin, i told every1, kelsey and tommy got n2 that hole thing, me and kelsey got n2 some stupid huge fight ( Read more... )

wow i havent been on n a while but man i have had a really good time lately...there is only 1 thing that has been botherin me but i dont want 2 talk bout it...i have talked 2 alex almost everyday since like the last time i rote n omg he is goin 2 ask me out @ homecoming!!thats 2morrow hes comin 2 my h/c game 2 watch me and then we r goin 2 ihop ( Read more... )

that title is 4rm a song...lol thought it was cute ( Read more... )

hey guys wats new..not a not it doesnt feel like its humpday all ready ((wednsday)) its crazy...lol nothing really goin on guard we r learnin a new flag routine that hopefully we will get and understand by friday...trex wasnt here 2day @ lunch so me and chelsme had no place 2 sit so we were standin round @ the edge of my old lunch table it was ( Read more... )