Nothing says "Happy Halloween" like a box of raisins.

[ambiguousness85]

So, guess what my mom plans on giving out to the trick-or-treaters for Halloween?.......Pennies?...No. Apples?...No.  Candy?...You'd think....but, no.  She bought.......RAISINS.  Raisins.  What THE fuck???  When I saw them sitting in the giant bowl we use every year, I said, "Raisins?! Please don't tell me this is what the kids are getting this

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[cocainesmile]

This is probably the funniest thing I've heard in a looooong time... I'm thinking this is what you called to tell me last night, correct?? I'm sad I didn't have my phone on me... I would have enjoyed this story last night...

That's soo weird... what is here problem?? and I can totally here her say "Get out of there!" hehee great stuff...

[ambiguousness85]

Yes, that is why I called...I was just dying to tell someone who might appreciate the humor of it, LOL. I bought a couple of bags of candy today & traded out the raisins...she was SOOO pissed, but it was worth it!