I don't think I approve of these surveys
Have you had sex in the past 24 hour??
I don't do that
Are you gay?
I dabble
Do you have hairy legs?
no, but I have strangely hairy arms compared to the rest of my body.
Do you smoke anything?
not officially
Do you like monkeys?:
I like to read about Mary-Kate Olsen
How many fillings do you have?
I really need to go to the dentist
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would rather float on my chair floatie with beverage holder
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
why would someone do that? now my mouth hurts.
Have you ever read the Bible?
I couldn't make it past who begat who, those guys did an awful lot of begetting.
Did you ever go to Sunday School?
once, christian science sunday school, the guy next to me had already performed some advanced healing, I don't think it wore off on me.
Do you wear a lot of black?
cowboy boots, every day.
Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
i saw the guy who shot up the hall get attacked by the police, and helped "fuck off" to the media helicopters with my friends in the grass, does that count?
Have you ever hugged a tree?
I saw julia butterfly speak once
Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
dirty
Describe your hair?
I thought I showered yesterday, but the consistency of my hair is making me now think otherwise
Are you a wildbeast?
I don't think that's an actual word, but probably
Do you like to have fun?
I don't understand the question
Do you like drama?
I like intervention a lot.
Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Once I burned off my thumbprint for like two months
Do you like mayonaise?
does being told that I need to eat a mayonnaise sandwich count?
Are you afraid to die?
not really
Do you like playing in leaves?
I like it when my parents cat catches a falling leaf and brings it to my mom like she is a fierce hunter, yeah, she's a little slow
Do you like lyme ticks?
I don't think I have ever encountered one
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
no, but my college roommate did once at her crushes house and we all had to go help her find a hair dryer to fix the problem
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
not that I remember
Are you an adult?
well, I still get carded for the cigarettes that I don't smoke
Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
no, but for some reason I always end up doing it for other people anyway
Ever won a spelling bee?
I think I have blocked out ever participating in a spelling bee, so probably not.
Do you ever eat because your depressed?
only when I watch the last episode of six feet under
Are you a television addict?:
only if it's on dvd
Do you think O.J. is guilty?
is this quiz from 1995, would you like to know how I feel about kurt cobain's death and that new world wide web also?
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
and pretty much nobody else
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
hot tub, bath tub, bath tub with jets, oh wait, I don't do that anymore.
Do you like Elvis?
he reminds me of brandon davis.
Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
um..
Ever been hit on at a zoo?
well, once I was at the zoo with this boy and he tried to hit on the grizzly bear who tried to kill him through the glass, and then we were on Evening Magazine.
also, when I was at the zoo with my girlfriend she said the scrawny ratty wolf looked like me.
so, yes.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
not that I remember.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
fuck that, I like the calming effects of xanax
When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shit, is that the cops?"
no, but when planes fly over in the morning I sometimes think we are about to get bombed
Ever been arrested?:
they took my fingerprint for the lsat
Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
well I guess that clears up any confusion about how you feel about OJ's guilt
Actually, do you like orange juice?
I tried to buy orange vitamin water yesterday but I accidentally got 50 cents flavor, I think I was confused by the platinum label
What sign are you?
sagittarius
also, ayrn:
scorpio. means. i am sweet and trust me right now.
the french world cup coach wouldn't put you on his team because he thinks scorpios can't be trusted, so there.
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
what? I really don't get this, I think someone accidentally cut out the middle of the question or something
Where do you wish you were right now?:
eating (but not drinking butter)
Did you enjoy this?
I don't think it even registered into my long term memory.