I'm easy, I know


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that we insist on considering all children to be miracles when any asshole can crank one out? Ugh, they are just little constantly drunk people that you have to take care of.

I thought this was really funny for some reason:

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gotta know when to hold 'em
know when to fold 'em
know when to walk away
know when to run
never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
there will be plenty of time for countin' when the dealings done.

I need to learn this. For life, not poker.

slate did a story about how ugly animals are more likely to become extinct, and this was their example:


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I like watching the snow fall in the window, but I hate dealing with it once it hits the ground.

Take that, apply it universally to my life, it works.

I am not going to write a dream entry, cause nobody cares about other people's dreams, but I actually had a dream where I realized that I had to be dreaming during the dream and then managed to talk myself out of it and convince myself I wasn't dreaming. It would have been fun if I hadn't done that, I could have done whatever (or whoever) I wanted

that actually read this journal, I am writing in cryptic random quotes and poetry for a while, if that bores you, stop reading. I am sure I will be back to normal smut in no time.

Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child
Listen to the DON'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'TS
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me -
Anything can happen, child
ANYTHING can be.