quote of the holidays

[ambivalenttooth]

my aunt: soo are you gay?
me: uhhh... yeah
*long pause*
my aunt: at least you're not dead

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[equivocated]

My quote of the holiday season:

cousin: "Uncle Mike, is that a bosom?"
Uncle Mike examines his breats with his fingers, like a patient: "I am 39 years old, and I have just discovered my nipples."

On a somewhat related note, at least your family isn't like:

"So, wait... you were straight. Then you were gay. Then bi. Then gay. Now straight?"

that's even more awkward...

[ambivalenttooth]

yeah, that would be awkward.

[headrushfiction]

randomly followed you here from birls & now i'm going to add you because this made me laugh for a good five minutes.

[ambivalenttooth]

sounds good.
added back :)