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[ambulatory]

jay got a new phone so he gave me his old one which isn't really an old one at all because it is ten times newer than the one i had been using. the phone came equipped with not one, not two but three separate poker games and a bunch of downloaded ring tones. after careful consideration, i finally chose 50 cent - pimp to be my ringer. i felt like

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[lilsallywalker]

the funniest thing I've read in a while.

this was my fave part

"my friend evan's friend is gunna spot me a ten sack to smoke a blunt, the only thing is is he wants you to drive him to wendy's and buy him some food" "haha what?"

remember when we smoked weed and I ordered almost everything off the 99 cent menu

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[ambulatory]

haha ummm two five piece chicken nuggets, umm a jr hamburger, nono a cheeseburger, medium fries.. ummmm a medium coke and uhh thats it. WAIT no get a frosty too ummm

i was going to text you the other night when i was driving around merrick with my brother and his friend, smoking a blunt, listening to ludacris but i couldnt find the right wording and quickly gave up

i had a crazy dream last night about you, i'll call you later and tell you. you're gunna be so freaked out