Imaginary dialogs (that unfortunately could very well happen)
- Ok, so you're a decorator and you have no idea what Art Nouveau is.
- Actually, I'm an architect.
- Geesh.
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- Ok, so you're an architect who works as a decorator and a furniture designer and you don't know what vectors are or even what Corel Draw is.
- Oh, is that how you open that .cdr file you sent me?
- Yeah... So did you manage to print the .gif I sent you afterwards?
- Yeah, but it wasn't to scale. *shows a picture printed in portrait mode*
- Uhm, you were supposed to print that the other way around. As in... tell the printer to turn the paper sideways?
- Huh? *turns paper upside down*
*a vein pops in my head, leading to massive hemorrage, everyone drowns*
- Actually, I'm an architect.
- Geesh.
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- Ok, so you're an architect who works as a decorator and a furniture designer and you don't know what vectors are or even what Corel Draw is.
- Oh, is that how you open that .cdr file you sent me?
- Yeah... So did you manage to print the .gif I sent you afterwards?
- Yeah, but it wasn't to scale. *shows a picture printed in portrait mode*
- Uhm, you were supposed to print that the other way around. As in... tell the printer to turn the paper sideways?
- Huh? *turns paper upside down*
*a vein pops in my head, leading to massive hemorrage, everyone drowns*