I'm reading this book that has:
1. An angsty anthropomorphic wolf/man. With a giant doggy dong.
2. Magic life bonding love developing sex in the first five pages.
3. Wolf on wolf/man ass fucking.
4. I'm not even sure wolf man consented to said ass fucking, though he doesn't seem unhappy about it.
5. Magic clothing removal.
6. About three pages of plot in the first 66.
7. I'm pretty sure there's going to be BDSM in the near future. And a M/WM/F sandwich. Or maybe it's W/WM/F. Or maybe WM/WM/F. Who knows, maybe even WM/WM/WF?!?!?! Maybe...all of them, bwaha.
Thinking objectively, the book is ridiculous. And yet, I fucking love it so far. You never can tell what will trip your trigger, I guess. Plus I met the author in person and I'm so glad I did it before I read her books. Not sure I could look her in the eye without giggling hysterics now.