Timmy, "You got an A in English?!"
Christina, "Yeah, i passed all of my testes and stuff"

Christina, "You know im kidding Amy, we all know that your smart"
Me, "I dont understand what your saying."

I meet a girl at a party Saturday night. When i introduce myself, I say, "Hi, I'm Amelia." She looks at me and says "Wait i can't see you." The next day i ( Read more... )

Monica walks over to the teacher's desk and comes back with with her face looking like she just stepped in puke. She tells Dayna to talk over there and she comes back saying "It  smells like armpit fart!"

Everytime we watch a movie in class, Monica whispers to me "They're gunna do it"

I walk up to Bambi in the halls and i hear him tell a girl, "I'll ( Read more... )

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I am talking to my friend Alfie over the internet and he seemed upset. Pretty soon he said "She left and took the weed ( Read more... )

Gladis, Shantel, Yolanda, Diana and I are walking through my neighborhood after a session of stuff in the park. We have a bonfire to go to that night. We are tumbling down the street as she said "we gotta take the beach to the bus ( Read more... )